jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv:

jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv:

jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv:

My nephew likes to play McDonald’s, which is what you’d expect it to be. He says, “Welcome to McDonald’s. How may I help you?” After you order, he says, “Okay, coming right up,” and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called “Silly McDonald’s,” which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, “Here’s your cold hamburger.”

I know I’m biased, but he’s a comedic genius, as far as I’m concerned.

The last time I saw him, he said, “Let’s play McDonald’s,” so I assumed it was regular McDonald’s. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald’s the whole time. I got played.

cool-dad:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

… miss thang

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

so ur just gonna sit in my house under my roof and tell me headskin is called “”“scalp”“”…..………ok.

so ur really gonna come in my home look me in the eyes in front of my bare children and tell me hand noodles are called “”“fingers”“” …..ok.

baptizm-deactivated20200524:

baptizm-deactivated20200524:

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

GUYS HERE’S THE THREAD I FORGOT TO LINK

flowery-sapphic:

I feel like I’m 80% gay and 20% tired and those are my only defining traits

acbtld:

OH YEEAAHHHH BABY!!!! SUPER WORM TIME

HOW I AFFORD ALL MY TRIPS

missingsleeep:

kaliforhnia:

A lot of you guys have been asking me how I afford my trips so here is an app I use that got me my last trip to Europe in LITERALLY 2 months-

The app I use is called QAPITAL- basically, what this app does is round up your spending to the nearest dollar when you use your credit/debit cards. You link up your bank account and set up a goal (I set mine up for a $2,000 trip to Europe) and after each transaction your rounded-up money gets saved in the app. Right now, you can get the 30 day trial to test it out and see if you like it… and after your first round-up goes through you’ll get a free $20! You can also refer your friends + family for $20 per referrals after their first round-up deposit goes through. Just use THIS LINK and you should have no problem getting your free money.

Let me know if you guys have any questions :) and happy spending!!!!

Me after swiping my card 10 times a day just so the round-up gets me closer to my trip to Mexico goal LOL

Originally posted by tomshiddleston